Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Special Woman Power

Sorry guys...I know it's been a while but I have learned that not much has changed. The boys are still stupid. Beware, because now even the "nice" boys are starting to act stupid. So, do you think you are dealing with a stupid boy...a boy who may be cheating or being dishonest. You don't have proof but, you some how sense it. Well, here is a good way to get them to confess. First if you are a woman which most of the readers of this blog are, then you have a built in power that unfortunately most woman just don't realize and therefore don't utilize...It's called a woman's intuition...yes, we have special powers but, many of us don't use them.

Well, if you're not using your special woman power and you keep getting screwed, mistreated, lied to, etc. then now is the time to exercise your gift. So if you "think" or "sense" your boy is being mischievous then it's a 98.7777% chance that he is. Now you don't want to go around acting paranoid or crazy, right? That is the very reason why most women suppress their special power or intuition, because most boys have convinced us that our intuition is paranoia, or insecurity, or bad. It's NOT, so USE it...it's there for a reason.

So, if your intuition tells you that your boy is acting up then follow that intuition. You do however have to be strategic in the way go about using your gift. See, only you feel your intuition and many times without tangible proof or evidence to support what you feel. So, one way is to state from the beginning to your boy that no matter what, the two of you are going to be friends, honest, and open. Make sure your are being honest though, this wont work if you, yourself can't be trusted. You can only require honesty if you are honest. With that said, if you both agree to be honest no matter what, then when your intuition kicks in, use it. Ask him the questions your gut/"woman powers" lead you to ask. 9 times out of 10 if you have been honest throughout...and you pose your questions right then the stupid boy will have no choice but to confess. Now don't do this if you can't handle the truth. That's another reason why the gift can lay dormant inside...it will only work and be most effective if you are strong enough to handle and deal with the truth.

Now, what you do after the stupid boy has confessed depends on your individual situation. Know that there have been special cases where stupid boys recover from their stupidity and become real men, but please no that the chances of this happening is very small. So, if you identify that the you are not with a man but a stupid boy and continue to put up with his stupidity, that now makes you a stupid girl. Note: every woman will encounter a stupid boy, that's inevitable. It's what you do after the fact that determines whether or not you are are stupid girl.

Have you ever used your special woman powers? Did it lead you to a confession from a stupid boy? If so, please share your story...we would love to hear about it.


  1. hey!

    great idea..and seriously, boys are stupid.

    i wrote something over a year ago now along those exact lines.


  2. Have you ever thought how your words reflect on you? Calling all boys stupid is like calling all blacks niggers, or all Jews money-grubbing kikes, or all Mexicans lazy spics. Are you really that kind of person? Seriously?

    If the only kind of man you ever encounter falls beneath your intellectual or emotional standards, then why are still wasting time with basic males? The kind who you can read like a book, and not like a Pat Conroy or John Steinbeck novel, with fantastic metaphors and taught nuances, but a little kids book. The type that thinks with his little head 99% of the time and lives for fantasy football.

    Because if that's the kind of guy you find yourself gravitating towards, and especially if you think you'll change him, then the old adage applies, you reap what you sow.

  3. The writer of this post is an indescribable moron and you should feel ashamed of your stupidity. What happened, you bitter slut? I bet your boyfriend cheated on you and now you go to the internet to rant about how ALL men are the same as your ex. You stupid little woman, get back in the kitchen.

  4. What a surprise. Another delusional, feministic moron.

    Here a couple little tasty morsels for your feeble brain to sample...

    First of all, you're right. Boys are incredibly stupid. Solution? Stop dating boys and start dating men. Also, if you're using the term "boys" to describe men, you might also consider growing the fuck up and starting to use the proper terms designated by the English language to identify the objects and people, around you. Men are men. Boys are boys. If you're too dense and immature to realize this, then it's no wonder you're attracted to stupid males. You're meant for eachother!

    Something tells me your appearance is far more appealing than your intellectual capacity. This is, quite often, the defining feature of a shallow person, who often attracts shallow people. I doubt that you are beyond it yourself, but in case you have neglected simple observation, shallow people are almost always unfaithful to eachother. They are incapable of finding joy in a partner's personality, and once the physical joy that attracts them is gone, they will cheat. It's not a scientific theory, or a brain-melting calculus equation that can't be solved. It's a simple fact. If the males you find yourself infatuated with are being unfaithful to you, you might consider going more than skin deep, yourself, and finding someone who is more interested in speaking to you over studying the contents of your panties.

    You want to find a MAN? Go to church, or a library, or even the Enlisted/Officer Clubs on a military base, of your choice. The first step would be, however, to cease playing your part in clogging up the internet with what is, seemingly, an incessant tidal wave of bitching and whining.

  5. No new posts in 4 years? I though real women accomplished things....